Brídeog

(to the tune of "Convoy" by CW McCall)

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Senior Druid. You gotta copy on me, White Wave, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Yoga Lady, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flat Rock, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Ground Chuck, yeah, we definitely got the Bríd Dolly, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a Brídeog...

We was startin' at Scott's house in the snow
And the Biddies gathered 'round
When Scott said "west", I shoulda guessed
He meant west of Dexter Town
Then we headed to Dot's in Ypsiland
I didn't think we went that fast
So come on, guy, someone tell me why
Dot left first, but got there last?

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a little Brídeog
Drivin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little Dolly,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
We got a crazy monkey
Laughin' and havin' fun
We gonna roll this truckin' Brídeog
Across Michigan
Brídeog!

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Dot Matrix, this here's the Senior Druid. Why isn't Otter Man answering his cell phone? What the Hek are you doin' in that car that's so much fun, anyway?

By the time we got into Flat Rock Town,
I'd'a noticed something queer
All the streets were name for Indian tribes,
But none of 'em lived 'round here!
Then we all went up to Lyon Town
An' I tell ya, it's no bull
Where everyone else gave four cans of food
They gave us four bags full!

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a great big Brídeog
Drivin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a couple of otters,
Colored purple and bright
We got a great big basket
With food from everyone
We gonna roll this truckin' Brídeog
Across Michigan
Brídeog!

[On the CB]
Ah, Senior Druid to Queen Anne's Lace, Otter Man still ain't answerin' his phone, what's the problem? Don't make me come back there!

Well, we made the trip up to Fenton Town
Though the road was long and tough
And outta the fog come a no-tailed dog
Who just kept saying, "Ruff"
Then back to the land of Double-A
For one more house to do
And that corn doll, for the good of us all,
She done blessed it through an' through

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a mighty Brídeog
Drivin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a fox named Reynard,
Long tail tipped with white
We've got our silly hats on
Wear 'em 'til we're done
We gonna roll this truckin' Brídeog
Across Michigan
Brídeog!

[On the CB]
Breaker breaker, everyone, looks like we done got all o'them houses blessed. What's our final stop? Denny's? Yeah, there must be one 'round here somewhere…

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